I’d really like it if someone would come to my house and get in my bed and cuddle me and kiss me and tell me really bad jokes and make things nice again
if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. because if you...– Johnny Depp (via sseptums)
mom: what kind of woman has an orgasm every time she has sex?
me: a lesbian.
Mamihlapinatapai (n) - a look shared by two people, each wishing the other will initiate something they both desire, but which neither wants to begin.
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day