Everyone:Omg how do two girls have sex?! Is it good? Is that even sex? How many girls have you slept with? Are you sure it's not just a stage? Have you ever TRIED having sex with a guy? How do you know that you don't like it? Do you want to be a boy? Are you sure? You don't look like a lesbian. Who's the guy in the relationship? You're going to Hell. God doesn't like gay people.
Four years ago when I was 18, I noticed that at night, my front window is very reflective. So I was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly, a really hot girl walked past and I was startled and fell over. Embarrassed, I waited for a bit and then stood up. As I stood up, I saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so I went outside to meet her. Once I got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA