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If you’re single, make the best of it. It’s not because you’re not good enough...– (via quotes-ftw)
Did you just use the F-word?
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two? [No response from the class] Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
Clyde: [raises his hand] Twelve?
Mr. Garrison: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Kyle: [raises his hand] I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: [in a mocking, high tone] I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Kyle: Shut up, fatass!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
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